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Tell me the randomest / crazyest story you can think of!?

Make up a random story! About anything! I just really need a funny story to make me laugh!
Can be about anything; Pokemon, flying fish, unicorns, fantasy, magic, Mario Brothers, embarrising moments! You name it!
DON’T make it super short!
DO make it funny, laughable, enjoyable, and interesting!
Best story = 10 points!

I won’t make it funny. I won’t make it up. This, right here, is the story of how I came back to life.

Well, one day, I died. It sucked. It didn’t feel good, and it did feel bad. I met Death and he was all like “Yo’, your dead, bro’.” and I was all like “Wha’?!” and he was all like “Yeah bro’, you dead, mate.” and I was all like “O SH*T!” and he was all like “Yeah…” so… long story short, we went bowling. There, we met a nine-foot tall robot turkey who told us that in 37 years he will travel to the past 37 years ago to rescue us from our oppressive masters – the bowling pins. Then, a portal opened and an identical turkey popped out and told us that he waited 37 years for us to arrive so he could travel through time to rescue us. I said “You crazy, boy.” Then the first turkey said that that turkey was a fake, and wasn’t really him, so we teamed up and fought the turkey. Then, the second turkey realized that 37 years ago, he left his stove on and traveled to the future to turn it off. Then, we appeared in the future and Death was all like “Why haven’t I had a line in a while?” and I shouted “Shut up, Death!” and then he went and sat in the corner. I then told the first turkey “Where are we?” Then he replied that we are in Space Mexico, and that I was on fire. The fire didn’t bug me because I was dead, but I was worried about the fact that I was dead. I then asked Jeff (The first turkey’s name is Jeff) and Elskwaglatarion (The second turkey’s name) to explain, and they said that 37 years ago, my dying caused the universe to shift, and Mexico was launched into outer space. I said “So… what’s the big deal? It’s Mexico!”… They didn’t like that joke. They thought it was too offensive. I couldn’t disagree so I said I was sorry and that I didn’t mean it, I’m not like that. So anyway, I asked Elskwaglatarion what their plan was to get me to the past and he said that they couldn’t use their time travel to bring me back, because that would be cheating. The turkeys devised a plan involving lots of bright lights. I didn’t like the plan because it didn’t involve ice-cream. We stopped at a Space Gas ‘N’ Go, where I met this really hot space chick. She was totally into me, but I was all like “Nah baby… I’m sorry… I can’t do a woman with 13 faces, 26 legs an 9 vaginae.” Me and the turkeys sought the help of a space psychic, even though we already had a plan. He told us that we smelled, and kicked us out. Me and the turkeys built a glowing space chair out of space goods, and strapped me into it. Then I said “Wait, where the hell did Death go?” Elskwaglatarion then gave Jeff a shifty look and pressed the button to send me into the dimensional time chamber thingymabob, and said “You will have to defeat the 13 space ninja masters of… space.” Eleven minutes later, I met a robot. The robot said “Heloooo~ooo my name is Alasondrafantite, and I am a pirate.” I said “But… your a robot…” And he exploded. I don’t remember what happened here, but I winded up the emperor of China, which sucked since Chinese is one of the only popular languages I can’t speak. I ended up living my life as the Chinese emperor for about 2 years, then I met the turkeys, and Death was with them. I went through the whole, losing Death, getting the space psychic’s rejection, beating the space ninjas, and blowing up Alasondrafantite with my observation skills cycle, about 12 times, and I winded up in my house 49 years later. As soon as I arrived I had some coffee, and I called my friends Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey and Sasuke Uchiha to come play Hungry Hungry Hippos. I think Sasuke missed my message, but that’s okay, since we could only have 4 people playing at once. Oprah won the most games, but I think she cheated. I can’t remember much after that, sorry. I know somewhere after that I defeated the Algamorion Darkness-knight of Mamurantuarté with my newly obtained Gomu Gomu No fighting style I learned from the King of The pirates at one point, but I can’t really remember the details. I’ll add more if I remember it.

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